To anyone who has been so unfortunate to have
experienced A Series of Unfortunate Letterboxes, I
must, with Vexing, Forlorn Dismay inform you that, as
Very Faithfully Denoted by Lemony Snicket, the
troubles of the Baudelaire orphans have increased - by
one.
If you have not been so unlucky as to have searched
for these terrible boxes, don't do it now; box #4 is
missing (as I found out today, Voicing Fierce
Displeasure, while replacing the missing box #7). In
fact, save yourself an agonizing voyage; don't find
them at all. Find something more pleasant to do with
your time, such as pounding yourself on the head with
a hammer.